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Hi all!
We have been experiencing a bit of difficulties with Lil Ol Rusty lately and had to do some maintenance on Sunday night. It’s running a little late, but not to worry! We should be up and running by 4PM EST today. In more good news, we are preparing Mojo our new server for his big debut. We will keep you posted on when to expect his appearance.
Meanwhile, please bare with us and we promise to have you shouting Bingo in no time! Thank you all so much for your patience and understanding, we’re all here behind the scenes working really hard to make sure BingoMania is ready for you as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
The BingoMania family
Update: we are still working on resolving the issue and will have the site ready for everyone as soon as possible. Again, thank you for your patience =)
Update again: aaaand we’re back!
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675 Responses to “Sunday Maintenance”
Yippy… one more hour and we should be able to play
WOOHOO, a promise to be shoutin bingo…Cant beat that with a stick!! lol…..
This has been THE LONGEST DAY! Had to fight all day to keep the voices away……I’ve made it so far but ya better hurry,,,,,heehee….
Hope to see yall soon!!
Thanks BingoMania for the update. Look forward to playing this afternoon.
Yeahhhhhh we are ready to play bingo!
I have been up since 6am cst and have been trying to play finally glad to see some response and an estimated up time Thanks bingomania!
sorry we have been talking under other blog subject of our apology I have been updating progress there –
GM Bill
Well every time it has gone down someone won at least a JACKPOT. So skippy i am asking for my turn when we get back up and running.
HAHAHAHAHA, good christmas gift to a long time memeber
What ever happened to those free games that we were offered when the system went down for days?
While I am here Bill are we ever going to get Keno back. I need to play Keno and hate to have to drive 70 miles away from home to do it.
I never did I think they gave us ten dollars instead
lol do we get another 150 deposit day since i missed deadline yesterday
I miss everyone
Can’t wait till we are back online. Thanks for the updates and hard work Bingo Staff 
From what I have heard with upgrade keno will be back and we have not yet played the free games not good to do at present cause of server issues
Next deposit day is Wednesday for the 150%
17 mins and counting – what’s up with 17
THANKS BILL FOR THE KENO UPDATE
((((shaking)))) OMG…hurry having a mania attack!!
LOL
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oh my oh my – could it be – 5 mins – and counting….not sure of stu’s message there – is that some kinda code that things aren’t coming back online?????
wash your mouth out with soap wildefl needddddd my bingo lollll
bill – oh bill – tell us we are a go in 2 mins…plsssssssssssss – flower is gonna make me wash out my mouth if you do….
I think we should have 150% today on at least one deposit to make up for our withdrawls! what do ya say bill? rofl
done tried that one deer he said next deposit day was wednesday
well it’s 4:02 *plays jeapordy music* *sings along to tune* where is mania where is bingo time is 4 and still no no no bi in goooooooooo….lmao im so bored
hmmm i was just studying skip *that evil pig* and i think he would look absolutely hilarious with 3 blond hairs instead of 3 blue ones….lmao and ive noticed he looks kinda cross eyed probably from the roomies and gm’s beating him when we dont bingo. or is that me seeing things from me not being able to play bingo…..lmao
ok now it is after 4 need update please
aw i am done steam cleaning…and still no bingo
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I refuse to do another room….hurry mania hurry or i fear i may have to go to land bingo….:O Those ppl are like aliens lol
land bingo *puke* *puke* the overpowering smell of mothballs and not being able to smoke or cuss like a trucker when i don’t bingo is why i play here! lmao
ok reckon i just cant do this bloggin right..yep its past 4 and i got an itchin to win…ok santa all i want for xmas is to play bingo..i got my two front teefers (even if they sittin in a cup in front of me) but i have no bingo cards….soooo lets play bingooooooo
lol
I never win when i go to land bingo
lmao @ teefers
I would rather have no bingo than bingo other than at Mania.
PS goog thing I can add today RE Spam
i win when i go to land bingo and then i blow it all on pulltabs lmaoooooo
anyone try nickelbingo? *sneaking in to check…brb. womp womp womp it’s down as well *sigh* where did bill sneak off to? lol probably hiding!
ducking ….. i am asking as i am typing this waiting on answer from tech
your awesome bill. ill be waiting *bangs head on computer desk. ouch that hurt i think ill just tap my fingers on desk instead….lol
Has anyone heard if and what the bingo tounery for xmas is
didn’t miss much I see LOL…. but did laundry, shoveled snow, watched the BROWN’S WIN YEAAAAAAAAAAA…. and still, no Bingo.
love you guys though. this is very entertaining when we can’t be entertained …
hurry up….
lmao love the hurry up part…rofl
i’m stuffing my face sitting here still laughing my arce off at “teefers”
*tap*tap*tap* Here Here Oh Mighty Techs,
Fix the probs and let us do the rest!
Buttons, wires, servers galore,
We need our bingo and so much more!
lmao
this is funny and kind of like exercising read blog *working out the eyes* respond to blog then refresh *working out the fingers* adding *working out the brain* rofl i analyze things a little to much
hey sista!~ stop feeding your face will ya? lol
Poor Mania staff
they will need a day at the spa after this is over…
NAUGHTY Rusty…. bad server
ok everyone put down tourches and rope and tar and feathers no hurt the techieee lol
ok ok i put my teefers back in dressin up so bingo will start..omg i put em in backwards to funny i smilin at myself..hurry mania i gettin bored
ohhh my if i would of just looked up – there is an update posted will be just a bit longer – ducking in case shovels strt flying my way from those that are shoveling today or a stray vaccumm
will let u know if i hear anything further
ouch now i am see numbers in my head to much math in one day i am glad excel adds it for me lol
ok done stuffing face…just wiping mayo off of chin now.. that better sista? lol
holy crap…couldn’t figure out what 9+7 was for a minute there ROFLMAO guess those cleaner fumes burned some brain cells lol
done shoveling…everyone on ur marks get set…toss all dabbers at bill lolol GOOOOOOOOOO
I have cried a bucket of tears cant play bingo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Hubby gone got the house all to myself I can’t take much more going to the clinic and stand in line with everyone else
are we all going to get like 10.00 bb’s ! That would be awesome!
omg lollllll ballss loll
Where did Luckeeeeeee go? hmmmmmmmmmmm
LMAO….omg sista 10+6 I think we need to get a math book and refresh our math skills. heehee
(((wacks Bill with a empty dauber)) (______)o
oh the boredom…….sigh
i agree jp they would be spifftastic! what do you think bill?
cripes…..i forgot u was here sista….now we gonna be dwinkin and throwing crazy dabbers all over the place lolol
runs to the security desk and files complaint against Sista. lol…isnt that dauber abuse>?
ok dont got no snow but have teefer cleanin tabs i just gonna effervacent skippy…oh and if we dont start soon i may have to make faces at bill
good idea! Dwinks on the Mania House!
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STILL SITTING HERE LOL
refresh……..refresh……..refresh……..refresh! LOL
4:30 no bingo yet!
Poor, Poor Bill. He sure an’t apart of Geico. Poor Bill is apart of the lower end of car insurance…….The Middle Man!
getting tired of the “blog”
want to play bingo and beat that hog!
Got my coffee and a side of whiskey
Brb, as I gotta go..lmaoooo
throws this one at sista()____PINK___))>
throws this one at luckeeee ()__GREEN___))>
throws this one at skpr()___YELLOW__))>
throws this one at bill ()____RED____))>
i am going to have to cal the dauber police and turn u all in and i see your names are all over them for evidence hehehe
glad this is not subtraction
(((lucky))))) stop starring at the monitor..lol
been sittin here all day waiting, waiting, waiting
zzzzzzzzz….. plz get it going Bingomania!!!!
i dont know whether it is good or bad that i didn’t have to wash out my mouth…
It’s 4:33pm do u know where u gambling site is? hehee
bill is there going to be xmas tounery
lol Bill…. (ducks from flying daubers..gees Sista will you least aim right? lmao
getting tired of adding..hahaha
my dog just ate the rest of my sandwich when i wasn’t looking
thanks winner you got me in the eye with that dauber…rofl
lol that wasnt your dog..it was me. I was hungry lmao.. Reload, blog, add, reload blog, add. What a combo..
Sitting in the verrrryyyy back….away from dauber throwing
^j^ oh holy bingo angels ^j^
get mania back up and running…I lost all my dabbers
cripes…7+9 again
dog helping u stay thin lol
well in regards to to a Bingo tourney for Xmas I am waiting on approval for some ideas we had submitted so not sure what is approved yet we will know soon and let u all know in the news letter
gesh can i borrow someones toes this is a tough one – almost ran out of mine
man skippy is going to pay dearly and i do mean dearly for making us all suffer alllllllllllllllll day today. he actually made us do our wifely duties! my hubby was shocked when he saw the house was sparkling and i wasnt playing bingo. he then wanted to go on my computer to play his online game i told him to back off or mr. winkie gets it and not in a good way either! can you guess who won the computer? rofl
Our familys must really think were insane…LOL
I’m sitting here busting a gut at a computer screen LOL
***take that sista*** ()____PINK___))>
grabs a anutter \_/ gees at this rate i be dwunk ans woint be able to add.. lmaooooo
lol at winner my dog is fascinated by the fire in the fireplace don’t know what’s up with that! LOL
she keeps staring at it and putting her paw up in the air at it. She better not get to close
lollllllll
great flyin daubers, dog eatin sneeker thief..bored players wit money to burn extra daubers and three dogs..this is gonna b a very interestin evenin ok i throw da sandwich eat da dauber and send dogs after skippy looky em go math 1+2 is 72 million and 6
refresh…….refresh…….refresh……
aw how cute “mr. winkie” lmaooooooooo
heck i only cleaned one room….he’s lucky i did that LOL
i then pushed him out the door to bar cuz if i get no bingo i tend to get crabby and i will be throwing more than dabbers at him hahahaha
if it’s 9 + 7 you think 9 + 9 = 18 then subtract 18 – 2 = 16
Yikes!!! grabs the dauber in flight..
***take that sista*** ()____PINK___))>
((hiccup))
DekBaLsOfSTSkiP Said @ 4:38 pm on December 16th, 2007
grabs a anutter \_/ gees at this rate i be dwunk ans woint be able to add.. lmaooooo
I’m thinkin u won’t be able to type soon neither ROFLMAOOOO @ “woint”
lol bingoBell…stop that.. you hurting me brain.
i wish it hurry up and get back up and running wife wants me to do color her hair i hate that. please come back and save from her.
lol sista.. ((grabs a bowl of ice (____) and
***take that sista*** ()____RED___))>
colors her dogs face…connect the dots.. hahah
LMAO I have that effect on peeps
someone pass me a shot!
hands Skprnovbr8deer \_/
make it pink she will never ask for help again loll
()___BLACK___))> draws mustache on sista’s face cuz she dwinkin and won’t notice lol
I do have to say, this has been the most productive Sunday I’ve had in a long time! Laundry, shopping, played in the snow with the kids and the dogs! Now I’m ready to play bingo!!!!
refreshing……again! LOL
it be funny is we r blogging and the site was up…..lmaoooooooooo
hey Skprnovbr8deer careful with that shot its prerrty stwong..
Oh no i do have to look at her every now and then without laughing
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Hey, at least my hubby (for a day) doesn’t think I’m addicted!
OOHHH if we only had snow to play in here dang it
where’s my wild turkey…..mmmmmmm…hiccup
ok if I have to watch Tila Tequila one more time I am going to scream, I need a bingo fix.
Get me away from the TV its killing me……hurry plz.
We should play a drinking game! By the time the site comes up we’ll be too drunk to play or we’ll all be getting kicked out of chat!
well i got you beat JP, ive baked wookies, made bed, wacvumed..dashed clothes, fed the cat, did some garden and shoveld snow..lol ((grabs anutter \_/
–===(_() —–===(_() —-===(_() —–===(_() — -===(_() —-===(_()SNOW BALL FIGHT!!!! –===(_() –===(_() –===(_() –===(_() –===(_() —===(_() —-==(_() —===(_() –===(_()
where is all the snow we have sunshine and about 65 degrees
10 mins and counting to open wineeeee loll
I did find out one thing today, the rottie puppy does not like the snow at all!!
I did vacuum too! and did dishes, 7 loads of laundry….etc…etc
–===(_() –===(_() Take that sista –===(_()–===(_()
lol
Is it still down? it’s 4:49 PM EST
Bingo,Bingo,Bingo,Bingoooooooooooooooo
just practicing, skippy better hurry the wifie is asking me to shovel her dads house now. God if it aint Tila driving me nuts its the wifie. please hurry
bigbassman
(sings)..oh where oh where has sistas dog gone?
He hiding under the sink!
Where oh where is that gosh darn dog>?
he sitting there knawing at the keyboard.
Oh these numbers are getting higher..10+7 lol
so, for those of you watching Tila….who do you think she’ll pick! LOL
i want what dek is dwinking lol maybe my typing would improve lmao
who stole all my snow i looked out and it is gone???
(incoming))))
opens mouth!
===(_() –===(_() Take that sista –===(_()–===(_()
yum, puffy marshmellows..light a match! lol
danny
best of both worlds
(whistling) wasn’t me Mr. Bill
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10 + 10 = 20 – 3 = 17
lol Mr. Bill.. its family secret..its called “DogGone Good Vodkwa”,…lol
oh and sista over there is shoveling all your snow.
Here Bill |_| lol
hmmm… 2+6 doesn’t equal B 8 ?!?! hehehe
who just hit me with a marshmellow
|____________|========== catches sista’s marshmellows. I wanna bingo!! ((knawing on her dauber))
nah sista not shoveling his snow just huffin it ur way –===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()
oops ss IMMags (duck!)
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Phew, dodged that one!!
I’m makin drinks, anyone want one!!
ok….i’m cold now how about some hot chocolate with rumplemintz (_)>
i have been sitting here reading for hours now i want to play
jus checked nickle its still offline..((cries))
this calls for action 3..
rumplemints?? whats that rumplstilkins secret stash>? lmaoooo
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I think Tila picks Bobby
Dear Santa -
Rusty has been a bad server… Make sure to remember that when bringing his retirement gifts…. please
1 + 5 equals B 6 BINGOOOOOOOO!!!!
potent peppermint schnapps wisegal :p
i wont call you names today skip if you plz just let me play
I can’t even get into free slots…… oh by the way my luck goes i was playing trolling for treasuse and hit a spin for 4,000 dollars got all excited and started crying then got mad cause i for got i was in free slots
why do maintence on day where everyone is off and snowed in. God life is really boring with bingo mania
I think it was late night thing.
akk that one was over 10… this is getting hard
Come on now you are forcing me to pay bills instead of playing bingo. That is so unfair
grinch–that is what i think too – but my wife thinks dani lol so who knows lol
ill check back later with you all – Maureen is on tonight as superviosr so i am sure she’ll keep you all imformed as things goes
good luck and hopefully things will b e fixed soon
id knock on wood but i think i wore out my hands typing and i know i have wore out my refresh button
so now what is the NEW ETA????
:’( waaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bingo!!! oops sorry I fell asleep there for a moment
What is the sum of 9 + 8 oh jeez now i have to think about that one
17 we’ll see if my message posts, that means I’m right LOL
ok maybe i will call you names but plzzzzzzzz just let us play
See everyone later time for Sunday folks dinner
So Bill will Maureen update us on the new estimated time the site will be up???
Who knows hon… there’s no word for some time now… was hoping at 5:00 there’d be some activity but… alas. I’m guessing tomorrow morning ( IF WE’RE LUCKY THAT IS!!!!! )
Well since i did not want to do my wifes hair she wont bake a cake for my xmas party tomorrow and i have to do it myself
WHAT TOMORROW!!!!!!!
HI GUYS,
please get bingo going, the snow is a bore,
i’ve won 3.00 here, need to win more.
i’ll pray to the bingo god, whereever he may be,
so when i check back,bingo will be waiting for me.
P.S.
sooner than later,lol
Yes Maureen will keep u updated – HAGN and i’ll check in later
i think we need the spirits of mania past..to help push us into the future..which would really b da present..which is now the past..omg i goin for the barcardi bottle bbl
GOOD NIGHT BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SS GUYS FOR THE INCONVENIENCE WE ARE HAVING PROBLEMS AS U KNOW. AS SOON AS I HEAR ANYTHING I WILL KEEP U INFORMED.
hi Maureen…ty Bill! have a good nite..
(((knaws on the 4th dauber))
I really think she will pick Bobby!
DekBaLsOfSTSkiP what color is your tounge now from knawing on the dauber
ImaMags…its rainbow…about ready to start daubing the monitor…heehee
heyyy {{{{{{{mo}}}}}}}}}}}}} u bring any spirits wit ya ..like wild turkey, canadian club …barcardi…lol pour a shot and wait its gonna b a bumpy ride
LOL
SO SORRY ONLY HAVE PEPSI HERE LOL BUT I DO HAVE SOME WINEEEE
i b back later, hungry and got to fix dinner..
ta! ta!
(wobbles outta of room))
for tila i think she will pick dani shes got the best of both worlds because dani is butch. dani is a girl but dresses like a dude.
–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()–===(_()take that skippy! in yo face foo!
Waves!
what show are you talking about? Skprnovadr8deer
lmao i see i be actin silly ive been drinkin bahama mamas while i wait for bingo….well chat should be interesting tonight if we all dont get booted for slurred typing….rofl
bye all will check back later must cook something to eat. Hagn all
I have beer but no BINGO, BOOOOOOOO!
I have moved on to eating the christmas chocolates…………………
bingoblazzer….sharing is caring
toss me one of those 
A shot at Love with Tila Tequila….stupid reality show ! She is bi-sexual and looking for love and it is down to one guy and one girl (who really looks like a guy).
Ummmmmmmmm what channel is this tila tequila on? lol
I WILL TAKE SOME CHOCOLATES LOL
LOL I’ve never seen that show… sounds funny though, can never go wrong with reality tv.
Hey Maureen, Incomming!!!!!!
TY MAGS YUMMYYYYYY
maybe I’ll go sing some Karaoke instead of just sitting here.
“sigh” cleaning all done and once again mania down when I can play
Chocolate???? Did SOMEBODY say CHOCOLATE???
guess I’ll go work on badges hope it comes up soon c ya later guys
EYEZ……….. INCOMMING Chocolate santa is in flight
oo bingo balls ooo bingo balls how much we miss u callin ok that was my rendition of xmas song next
CHOCOLATES? WHO HAS CHOCOLATES??/
I have chocolates, if you have bingo games….we can swap.
5:33, and no bingo, what a pain,
please hurry, i’ve got bingo on the brain,lol
twas the nite of great snowin and all thru the hall not a roomie was playin not even a call..when all over my screen i seen such a clatter it was skippy a runnin in his buffness a haulin the roomies was throwin their daubers in awe..we want to play bingo we hollered in all…lets get us up playin lets go for it now get a movin u techs lets get movin us all
Good afternoon ev1….what’s goin on???? Down again?
clears throat *ummmm mmmmmm* Sing to the tune of oh holy night
Ohhhhhh lonley night
The bingo balls aren’t working
It is the night when we’re home and want to play
Long time the techs, need to fix the serrrrrver
So we sit here, and we wait patiently
A thrill of hope, that bingo will start quickly
for soon, we’re going to go through withdrawal
Sitttttttttt on your arseeeeee
Oh hear…… the sound of keys click
OH TECH’s please help
Oh tech’s we need bingooooooooooo
ohh tech’s please help
Ohhhh tech’s please fix rusty
Seems so.
snicker snicker snicker…u think i gonna play now or what…..i have other poems in mind..but i dont wanna b banned roflmao
see we resorted to cheap tunes and drinks lol
OMG U GUYS ARE SO TALENTED AND IMAGINATIVE, GREAT GOING
Been reading blog,, jeeesh now all the GMS are putting in their 2 cents, espesically that EYEZ one,, lol,, love ya hun,, well in reading the blogs I see how many are now drunk,, lol,, too funny,, I have been checking in at Mania a few times today, ok, so its down,, there are other things that can be done, like what cha all are doing,, BLOGGING.. isnt that why its here,, heck as far as I can see this is more fun than actually playing BINGO,,cause reading what all of you are saying is quite a HOOT,, look at it this way,, yall are saving money by not playing,, you will have more instead of less,, but thats just me,, thats how I look at it,, and now I think I better start ducking, ,cause I feel a dauber or a snowball coming my way,,,
Maureen – we’re all getting drunk and grey here!
I guess I can go do some laudry or something!!! Help skip! I’d rather be playing Bingo!
I got the hiccups
Any news yet on time we will be able to play Maureen?
Three hours later and nothing yet. I will take bets on how long this will take. 2 days anyone?
read blog lmao hubby think I have lost it
no bingo no chat and still giggling like an idiot
I love ya all
NEEEEED MY BINGO LOL
ROFL MERRY I SEE THAT, GLAD THAT U GUYS HAVE SUCH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE…..
WHACK GOTCHA ROBIN WITH A SNOWBALL LOL
oooo bingo nite the balls r callin loudly..to have us play and give our cash away..shame i can only remember a tune for a line or two..if i had all of song in memory i’d b a headliner..famous…genious..playin bingo for sure
NO NEWS YET AS TO WHEN THE SITE WILL BE BACK UP SS GUYS
I don’t know…. but i’m quite content being a cool new “web blogger” YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
now watching Tila on MTV
OMG, I’m looking forward to yelling bingo again!
Sure do miss ya all. Hopefully won’t be much
longer, that may require the use of meds to
control the withdrawls, lol
jeeesh I didnt duck in time,, oh man,, now I am all wet,, thanks Maureen,, lol
maybe Rusty finally puked 4 good..
Thanks for the updates. Gives us something to read at least.
Hi Maureen
Good Luck tonight hon.
We’ve all been here since early this am ( if you look/ scroll/ in most catagories/ areas, you will see I arrived and commented probably the very first one this day…
I am now officially paranoid though since I do not see anyone else …. hello? hello? anyone out there? Oh dear… I’m so bummed
Any update on when we’ll have ignition?
we r an entertaining bunch arent we roflmao
Do they know at least if it will be today or not?
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awww it doesn’t post it all
see i think i can balance check book now..well at least if it dont go over 20..my basic math skills r so updated..good thing we dont have to multiply
I would bet no bingo tonight but hope hope hope I am wrong
Amaretto Sour anyone?
NO NEWS YET SS GUYS
also cleaned house, did laundry petted cats, actually had a conversation with hubby lol;
boy was he surprised
ducked a bunch a snowballs and daubers wow full day
i’d like to know if we are going to play today or tomorrow cause hubby wants the computer if im not gonna play bingo so i need to know. any takers for this question?
Woohoo thanks Mags!!! I needed that
Hiyaa {{{{roomies}}}}} hopefully we’ll be back soon, just hang in there!! Think of all that you’ve accomplished today..lol leaves more free time for bingo later!!!
mwah robinnnnnnn i see you
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sure rare like puckerin is so unlike me lol thanks by the way what is it lol
WELL that was supposed to be santa….
merrycashmas you were grey to start with
Not quite sure, sweet they are and they pack a punch – or at least if you have five of them in an hour and a half they do! Found that out the hard way at my company’s christmas party this Thursday………oh my aching head!
Where are you … Winner? We are neck ‘n neck as far as our total comments LOLOLOL….
so if I just send this and then another we’ll be even then I’d have to send another, and another, but mostly I don’t care about that, just wondering where the heck you are at 5:52 PM est?
Hey now….. anyone? Am I alone? Why is there air?
tryin to see mags’s pic…looks like santa wit big blasty thing rofl…
Whew… no bingo yet? Just arrived back from the Mother Ship and no one’s here??????
OH geez Shiraz – who let you in here lmao
Hellooooooooooooooooo?
LOL yeah didn’t turn out how it was supposed to
i thinkin the techs gettin more fun out of our blogs than they r work…rofl omg i feel like such a school kid wit the math
wow poor old rusty needs a permanent holiday
on a happier note love having the voting link on the blog page – great idea
just tried refreshing homepage and got this error:
ADODB.Recordset error ‘800a0e7d’
The connection cannot be used to perform this operation. It is either closed or invalid in this context.
/shared/inc_db_display_progressive.asp, line 4
===============
using firefox browser..just to let you know
Shiraz – you will just have to aggravate me here tonight I guess LOL
Hey the numbers are getting bigger can’t they keep it under 10!
really wish they would have updated on the second monday of the week..then i would have been at work NOT enjoyin my job..and actually gettin paid for it rofl…i know i gettin one to many drinks..i thinks i so funny now
For sure peace2all
But foot, I’ve been looking and waiting like you all since a little past 6 ish this am…. and then Bill said 4 pm and then sob, spittle, whine, slurp…. waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now have to let my grandson play Warcraft
Kept him off this thing all day LOLOL… poor kid!
Well hope it’s on at least tomorrow.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT !!
HEHEHEHEHE EYEZ.. hiya hun,, this is fun aint it,, lol, hey do the GMs still get paid ??????? if they are in here and not working,, huh huh huh do they do they huh huh huh ????? and one more thing, how can I keep reading this without having to go in and out,, huh huh huh
yes we all know merrycashmas cant count over 10
Just refresh the webpage Robin, I learned that after about 2 hours LOL
LOLLLLL just hit refresh Robin
And the rest is classified information……………………….
JUST REFRESH PAGE ROBIN
That’ll cost ya 2bbs lmao
Shirazzzzzzzzzz…want a ding dong???
What? There’s a refresh button? Where’s that?
oh dear
robin just refresh screen
ok now how many more want to tell me how to do it,, lol OH BOY 1 + 2 = 12
no way thats for the pub fund
LMAO she is a ding dong but gotta luv her
right click mouse click on refresh
eyes i would luvv a ding dong got any spare ?????
OR HIT F5 KEY …
omg i just got eyez, abi and u guys been here all along or what…holy chit i need a refreshed drink
thanks abi i didn’t know that
Normally no…….but since its you Shiraz, just this once
does anyone know if we will be back up today or not????
{{{ballsy}}} omg i never woulda known you without balls in your nick lmao
ok i made a cake and something to eat wife is mad and still no bingo.
ok guys go slow now gm lucky heading this way…and we all know she is old
poor shiraz wants a ding dong, i will go get u some hun. when is mania gonna let us play????????????????
hiya bessie glad u could make it with us today
YQW KRINGLE
FRESH DRINK FOR PEACE \__/
so just curious has anyone had any math answers lower than 3 or above 19 my most ones have been 8 and 13…just an observation my brain workin over time with math and i still aint holler BINGO
someone go take the techies some chocolate and get them in gear lol….can’t believe its been this long…they estimated 4 and wayyyy past that
well i guess I have to get supper ready will check back in a bit. If i can’t play i gotta eat lol
ok now i have ate cleaned up dishes and took a shower so everysquare in of the house is dusted vaccummed and decorated wrapped and tagged i even did the windows gees too much time on my hands with no bingo what to do now
lmaooooo chei …bessie….:)
OK, who is still watching Tila? LOL
Wow I walk away to the washroom and the room blows up
this is great
Ok ok, I’m santa, come visit me and tell me what you want for christmas.
i know what it is you guys r havin your xmas party and u all gettin drunk aint ya roflmao i knew it bunch of lushes what a way to keep us busy..like throwin a chit load of blondes in a round room and tell em to sit in the corner
ok,, went and heated up some left over skettie, ,ready to start again ,,,, thanks to those who told me how to read this without having to go in and out,,
lmao balls…Hey Shiraz does that ring any bells for you LOL
roflmao, that’s just cruel…….
What is skettie?
circle circle circle boy r my feet tired..still not found corner
still no word as when it will be back up
This blog is a great idea, get to chat with people – don’t get to while playing bingo – too many balls in the air to stay in one place and talk, I get confused so easily…and no, I’m not blonde
long noodlely things wit sauce lol
skettie = spaghetti
Did you know you’re not allowed to type the same thing twice in the blog?
that is what i made skettie
skettie….u know spaghetti…lmao
HAHA ok I just never know, I have some Irish friends and they call food weird things, but it’s an actual food.
lol rare i a mix between blonde/gray/ummm what ever that natural color was so many yrs ago
ya know what i think the christmas party thing is really what is going on they are all here laughing at us and playing their own bingo games and we are all just drooling and waiting for our bingo to come back hmmmm
did u know if you type a whole thinger ma bob in this here box and then forget to add you typed for nothing!
I covered up my grey recently, went with chestnut and purple highlights
shooting for 300 lol
old who’s old ya hag hahahaha, hohoho and merry xmas all, we have about a foot of new snow today so far and still snowing lol, whole town is shut down nothing moving lol
(IRISH) What is going on? huhhuhhuh?
missed lol
well i think i will have to find another site if dont get with it
u got it skprnov..and when u know it was funny but it went cyberspace and u have to retype..it not so funny second time rofl
It’s raining here like usual……
Ok, love the blog and chatting with everyone but wow…. Want to play some bingo!!!!
thats it all of merrycashmas’s bbs go to the pub fund now
speaking of xmas party bingo, b4, 064, 075, b12, BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA I GOT A BINGO YEAHHHHHHHHH
This is insane!!! Why on a Sunday?? I just dont get it. Im jonesin! LOL
Hey Lucky. We got about the same amout of that 4 letter word also. & lol @ hag. You go girl, stand up for yourself!
i dont know why i am complaining i dont win much anymore anyway
another site? nooooooooo other sites make you play 3x ur deposit and ur bonus before you can cash out! hello thats why were all at mania that and its the best site hellooooooooooooo!
whoooooooooo lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtg
i not other sitin it i lubs mania..i stick wit em til i grow my two front teefers back
hey cashmas I always defend myself but no one hears me, Shiraz is sooooo loud hahahahahaha
i guess your right we probably shouldnt be complaining saving us money lol
ok think the gm’s should start a blog trivia game for bb’s while we wait lol
all in favor yell at gm’s lol
303 blogs,, I think we deserve ummmm 303 BBs a piece,, come on GMs start handing out those BBs
Hey Tell the tech guys we love em’ but PLEASE don’t all take a dinner brake at the same time
I feel good things are a commin
*break even, not a brake like a car brake
Sheesh, all this liquor and chocolate.
Have we heard a time frame?
yeah game trivia…NO MATH lol aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh…@gms
see i told ya they are playing bingo at the party lol
cant put all my $$$$$$ in one basket cause the same ole poeple win
She does have a mouf on her doesn’t she LMAO
We haven’t heard nothing yet sorry, but hopefully it will be soon, pssssst this is a secret, Shiraz broke it they told me :>)
mags it’s the choclate the booze is good for ya
Good evening everyone are we having fun yet
Its the same thing when they offer free games in the afternoon, early evening when I am still at work and can’t play.
math we should get the total of all this math in bb’s hmmmmm
sounds like a plan too
ROFLMAO figures!
aw man peace you made me spill my coffee yelling like that.. you know thats a major noo noo
so u slush buckeleers u drunk nuff yet how late the party lastin…our time our yours…last call for alceeehooool….bak to work put us players first party second
Its a given that Shiraz broke we alllll know that lol!!!!!
no we want bingo
hey first time out of 72 blogs my answer in math was 15..go figure lol
Hey,, I finally got to play and win in Shiraz room last night,, woo hoooo,,, yes yes yes,, lets do TRIVIA
HAHAHAHAHAH here’s a trivia question
Who, after anchoring off Hawaii in 1779, was mistaken for the god Lono?
sure kocoa we are eating, drinking ,throwing things and just generally going nuts lol
KMW i am like you when free games are played i am at work lol
ewwww hubby eating duck ewwww
PERSONALLY..I AM SOOOO GLAD THE SITE IS DOWN..SAVES ME A TONNNNNNN OF MONEY!! LOL
BUT I DO WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING…
DO ANY OF YOU HAVE JOBS?? LMAO…
Mags I think that was Shiraz lol
If you are throwing those daubers I am ducking fast lol
I HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO it’s called a blogger now
i got a job just been off since 2 though
I work for the post office so this is my only day off lol!!! Not looking forward to tomorrow though.
hahahhaa MerryCash hahahahahahahahahaahaa
Heyyyyy MerryCASHmess…who are you?? lmao You called me IRISH so must be someone from my illustrious (thanks spell check!) past
I’m clueless just like the rest of us
free games i miss them too hmmm
I work my azz off – just not on Sunday
i think we should get bbs for our pain and suffering who agrees with me?
yes myst most of do have jobs or are retired
MEEEE!!!
i think I should get BB’s for just breathing. hahahahaha
I agree with ya Skprnov! Good idea
i agree with bbs for pain and suffering and believe me i am suffering
wish i had techs job right now they partyin big time for holiday rofl
((((((((((((((kocoa))))))))))))))) help im going through withdrawals!
Hiya Deer so sorry hon miss my roomies Skippy needs to get with it lol
bbs for pain and suffering yes ok who knows a good lawyer lol
turtle1983 here Merry Christmas everyone
well i guess i will go organize my canned goods or something not much else i can do with bingo being down all day the house is clean and tidy
Irish – it’s Cashmas, not cashmess – although that is probably more accurate lol
It’s me Maureen
I agree 2 .. free BB’s
Merry Christmas!!!
barnacles i typed more then that and it didnt take! well what i had said was mania needs to come back cause i am starting to be a (female dog) to hubby!
One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and poured the drink, set it in front of the reindeer, and accepted the twenty-dollar bill from the reindeer’s hoof.
As he handed the reindeer some coins in change, he said, “You know, I think you’re the first reindeer I’ve ever seen in here.”
The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and said, “Hmmmpf. Let me tell you something, buddy. At these prices, I’m the last reindeer you’ll see in here.”
Happy Hogswatch
lol how cute!!!!!
Omg lmaoo {{{{maureen}}}} heyyyy well i spelled illustrious right, can’t expect much more!
How’ve you been? Never see ya in the Looneybin
Ten Peeves Dogs Have About Humans
‘1′
Blaming your farts on
me…..
not funny… not funny at
all !!!
————————————————–
‘2′
Yelling
at me for barking.
I’M
A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT!
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‘3′
Taking
me for a walk, then
not
letting me check stuff out.
Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
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‘4′
Any
trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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‘5′
Any
haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we
chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.
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‘6′
The
sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You
fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a
proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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‘7′
Taking
me to the vet for “the big snip”,
then
acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!
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‘8′
Getting
upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry,
but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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‘9′
Dog
sweaters. Hello ???
Haven’t
you noticed the fur?
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‘10′
How
you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look,
we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.
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Now
lay off me on some of these things.
We
both know who’s boss here!
You
don’t see me picking up your poop do you?
i want an update….–===(_() —–===(_() —-===(_() —–===(_() — -===(_()
—-===(_()THROWING SNOWBALLS AT EYEZ –===(_() –===(_() –===(_() –===(_() –===(_() —===(_() —-==(_() —===(_() –===(_()
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.
9. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.
7. Well, well, well…
6. I really don’t deserve this.
5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!
2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
SS GUYS NO NEWS TO REPORT ABOUT SITE, HANG IN THERE
Mania should just put us a chat room here, lol
Ok how about a joke:
Wedding Anniversary
A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
“Tomorrow,” his wife angrily told him, “there had better be something in
our
driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!”
The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the
driveway. She brought it inside, opened it …. and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday.
lol
Skprnovbr8deer hahahahahahahhaahaahhahahahahahhaaha
i have backspaced more in this blog area than i have ever backspaced before….man could i get banned from mania….by the way i may go by balls..neber had em but i missin em bein called…..i WANNA play bingo at least for an hour or two then off to bed then off to work for 12 + (as in sum of) hours a day til sunday which is today ..that i get time to PLAY WIT MY BALLS ps runnin for smoke before i get blasted roflmao
omg lolllll
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHA a scale omg that is hilarious
uh oh, got really quite in here everyone passout?
Ok you liked that one here is another:
A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care, I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old”.
The husband said, “What did he say about your 56 year old butt?
“Your name never came up,” she replied.
(Men… they just never know when to shut up do they??)
That is just wronggggggggg Willy….smackin me in the head with a snowball when my back was turned….how low can you go??? sheeeeeesh
wELL WELL ANOTHER FIN MESS WE FIND OUR SELVES IN. wE ALL CHANGE NAMES AND SERVER HITS THE FLOOR AND CAN NOT GET UP.wERE THE SAM HECK IS THE EXTRA STRENGTH viagra WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT LOLOLOL.
yOU ARE Extreamly lucky we be loving Mania so very much. Sitting her for hr just waiting for sight to come up in out in out if it ever gets a reply I could become very aroused lololololl
Love ya all big tim
ps Staff just hang in there we will love ya any way marion bolton
hey gm’s….is there anyway someone can find out if it will be back up tonite or not??? I really don’t wanna sit on here for 2 more hours if its not.
Thanx
Probly seeking mental help for the withdrawls,lol
hey gm’s….is there anyway someone can find out if we can play bingo tonite or not??? I really don’t wanna sit on here for 2 more hours if its not.
Thanx
U ALL ARE TOO FUNNY!! OF COURE I WAS MESSING WITH YA’LL….BUT A BLOG JOB SOUNDS KEWL…WHERE CAN WE APPLY?? GAWD ONLY KNOWS SOMEONE SHOULD BE THE KEEPER OF THIS THING…HEHE…
As soon as we know you all will know, hang in there.
{{{{maid}}}}} Merry Christmas hun, i miss you! Would love to see you in the looney bin some evening, hope you’re doing well!
(irish)
HAHAHA you guys are hilarious, the jokes are great, I have tomorrow off, and a whole bunch of Nothing to do, so i’m sure I’ll be here all night.
SS THERE IS NOW NEW NEWS ABOUT WHEN THE SITE WILL COME BACK UP. HOPEFULLY SOON.
Thank Goodness
I haven’t seen you in forever either maid. Hiya girl it’s Maureen.
Irish – I didn’t know you were in the looney bin. Is it nites?
Shiraz- why you so quiet? New disease?
Ok another joke:
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book,” she replies, (thinking, Isn’t that obvious?) “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,” he informs her. “I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.” “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. “I’ll have to take you in and write you up.” “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual as-sault,” says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you,” says the game warden. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.” “Have a nice day ma’am,” and he left.
I just have a feeling we are not going to get to play bingo tonight!
this is the best let me tell you i was in tears! specially #9 rofl….
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
Christmas Santa
1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
3. Leave him a note, explaining that you’ve gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
4. While he’s in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say “We hate Christmas,” and “Go away Santa.”
7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home.
8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
9. While he’s in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn’t have missed that last payment, and take off.
10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, “For The Tooth Fairy.
” Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, “For Santa. 
”
11. Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”
12. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute changes and corrections.
13. While he’s in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
14. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa’s sure to see them. Go outside, yell, “Ooh! Look! A deer! And he’s got a red nose!” and fire a gun.
15. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.
16. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you’re sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.
17. Leave out a Santa suit, with an attached dry-cleaning bill.
18. Paint “hoof-prints” all over your face and clothes. While he’s in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you’ve been “trampled.” Threaten to sue for personal injury.
19. Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
20. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.
anyone watching the survivor finale tonight?
to funny we should do a showtime movie..u all way to funny wipin tears from cheek as family shakes head in disbelief….”mom has really lost her balls”
Most of my paycheck goes towards paying off my credit cards where I lost my money here… Not joking either!
OH WAIT..I GOT AN IDEA…LET THE GATE KEEPERS OF THE BLOG BE THOSE WHO REALLY NEED BB’S….CRIPES..POOR STU OR RUSTY WOULD HAVE A MILLION APPLICANTS!..LOL…I WOULD WORK FOR BB’S..HELL I WOULD WORK FOR THE RED DITRICT SO I COULD PLAY BINGO!…FOOD FOR THOUGHT…
GLA…STILL LAFFING AT THE BUNCH OF NUTS IN HERE..HEHE
merrycashmas i think it was just wind
are you guys at least testing the server?
I HEAR YA KMW…IF MY HUBBY ONLY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I SPENT..TRUTH BE KNOWN..I WOULD PROBABLY BE BANNED FROM BLOGGING AS WELL..LOL…AHHHHH THE LIFE OF BINGO CRAZIES!!
Maureen, I’m in the Loonybin Wednesday – Sunday nights!! Would love to see ya
wind wind that wasnt wind it was GAS rofl
OMG mags thanks for reminding me gotta get a tape ready to record it lol
WATCHING THE FINALE HERE MAGS…HOPE IT WORTH THE WAIT!
As I stand at the podium, stating “Hi, my name is
Sweetie Pie and I’m addicted to Mania, ROFL
watch it peace or your bbs go in the pub fund to
Hi Sweetie
lmao Shiraz
HI ImMags
I see we’re at the same MA meeting
lol, are you next at the podium Mags, lol
Yes yes I am there, do you see me waiving LOL
ok time for another joke:
Ain’t it the Truth!!!
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
“How much do you weigh?” she asks.
“115,” she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, “Your height?”
“5 foot 8,” she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5′ 5″.
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” she screams,
“When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I’m short and fat!”
B B B
I I I
N N N
G G G
O O O
AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME O THAR WAS A CALLER HAD SOME BALLS AND B I N G O WAS THEIR NAME O clap I N G O clap I N G O clap I N G O AND here we all sing-O
LOL hahahahahahahaaa
404mysticxxx, if my husband knew how much money I owe I would never hear the end of it, ever!! LOL!!
{{{{{{Waving Back}}}}}}} at ya, rofl
u know if i had tape i’d b wrappin presents
I don’t have to worry about my hubby. He has been a player here as long as I have, lol
Oh no!! We would never pay or mortage then!!! Double LOL!!
wow my spam number was 6 +4 and i hit 1- said it was wrong lol been here too long now
I am not waiting any longer, I will try again in a few days, maybe. 4:00 turned into 3 hours later, stringing us along..
((crawls in))) ouch forgot to add the numbers lol.guess i counted wrong..is this gonna be up??
(O) (O)’zzzzzzz….I cee ya
well i am gonna go find something to do play cards or something wiii check back later
Nah, we pay our morgage. We are just skinny players, lack of food ya know, rofl. J/K
any update?
refresh reload redo….ooooode to a bingo if i had a caller that b callin numbers..i’d b a daubin and a wishin and a hopin…if i had a caller that b callin numbers..i wouldnt b typin and tryin to finish this ode….i much better at daubin then writin
Twas the night before Sunday and all through the house not a kid was stirring not even a mouse
When on the mania page there arose such a clatter,
I jumped to the mania site to see what was the matter.
To a new page my HP pavilion flew like a flash,
Then made a slight gurgle. It started to crash!!
I gasped at the thought and started to grouse,
Then turned my head sideways and clicked on my mouse.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
My HP pavilion jumped to a page that wasn’t quite clear.
When the image resolved, so bright and so quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick!
More rapid than mainframes, more graphics they came,
Then Nick glanced toward my screen, my HP called them by name;
“Now Compaq! Now Acer!”, my speaker did reel;
“On Apple! On Gateway!” Santa started to squeal!
“Jump onto the circuits! And into the chip!
Now speed it up! Speed it up! Make this thing hip!”
thank you thank you ill be here all night!
I seeeeeee you Z :p
OMG you are toooooooo funny, lol
Ok here’s a joke,
3 couples wanted to be members of this very elite church.
When the 3 newly wed couples approached the father, he stated “to be a member of this church you will need to go through a test of strength, once you’ve passed this test you will be welcomed in to the church”
The father continued, and stated, are you couples up for the challenge, and the couples looked around and said, well what is the strength challenge.
The father said, well you will have to be celebit for a period of 30 days. It will strengthen your bond as a married couple, in turn giving you strength and you can join our church.
so the 3 newlywed couples agree, and leave and start the 30 day test.
On the 30th day the couples return, and the father is waiting for them.
The first couple approaches, and the father asked, how did you find the 30 days, and the guy couldn’t blink, and the woman said in a harsh tone, It’s fine, but we’re just happy it’s over.
The Father says “welcome to the church”
The second couple approaches and the father asks ‘how did you do’
The couple smiles and says, it was a true strength test and we thank you father, we were able to make it, and we are very happy we are together.
The father says “welcome to the church”
The 3rd couple approaches and the father says “Sir where is your wife”
The man answers, she left me, well you see, this test, well the first week was fine, and then each day got harder and harder and then one day I looked up and she was bent over the freezer and I had to just take her……
the father replies, I’m sorry sir, but we cannot welcome you to the church.
The guy says, it’s ok I understand, I’m also not allowed in safeway.
gees sista …lol cant even see straight now..1 hour turned into 4 dont think this is going up tonite..i cant (O)|(O) straight anyway..lol
omg u got the best voted poem from me for the evenin mags bravoooo bravooooo clap clap applaud applaud..well done u poor lil i need bingo player lol wait let me sum up correctly ..i been zapped
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ (snore) HUH
okies im guessing its not comming back tonight so im gonna be off like a prom dress i will poke in later and see if we made any progress!
LOL hahahahah is that bravo for the oh holy night tune? haha but thank you thank you *bows*
Bingobell Bingobell Bingobell rock,
Bingobells swing and Bingobell ring,
Daubin’ and laughin’, a brusel of fun,
Now the BingoBell has begun.
Bingobell Bingobell Bingobell rock,
Bingobells chime in Bingobell time,
Dancin’ and Prancin’ in Bingobell square,
In the frosty air.
What a bright time, it’s the right time
To rock the night away.
Bingobell time is a swell time
To go daubin’ in the Red Card sleigh.
Giddy-up Bingo horse; pick up your feet;
Bingo around the clock.
Mix and mingle in a-bingoin’ beat;
That’s the Bingobell rock!
ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz same here lol
i beat my laptop, scratched my printer and bit my mouse..the bingo crave has subsided..(4 now)…lmao
bbl…
((((cant count no more))))
Nicely Done!!! clapping
They must be doing something, the maitance page wont come up now
I’ve chewed all my finger nails off, kicked my desk, threw my printer and ate all the dabbers….when oh when is site gonna be back up
Yep yep, maybe restarting the server now!!!!!
Maintenance, SO what I can’t spell, lol
they both funny now i got one…father at church said we gonna do somethin different for service today..i say a word u members sing a song…first word cross….members thought for a second then they all broke out in “old rugged cross” second word blood..members thought for a second and they all broke out in “blood of our savior”…third word sex….members all in awe looked around nothin said for three or four minutes..then a lil ole lady in the back pew stood up and belted out “precious memories”
LOL I didn’t even notice that until you pointed it out HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
who here doesn’t like Martha Stewart?
are we ever going to be able to play??????????????????????????????????????? my mother in-law is here and i need to get away……………………
lmaooooooooooooooooooo mr.skipper i feel for ya believeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee me i do
I’ll be back in a few my mom is look for some food, so I will go down and cook her some food..
OMG , just read every single joke,, skrnov, ImMags, Lucky those were freaking hilarious,,I laughing os hard I am coughing, like I need to be doing that,, I am already coughing due to being sick,, OMG OMG they were just too funny,, I loved everyone of them,,, and
YES, I WILL BE WATCHING SURVIVOR, I CANT WAIT,,,,,,,,,,,,
A Martha Stewart Christmas
Dear Santa:
I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one little thing, and I want it deeply.
Christmas Present
I want to slap Martha Stewart.
Now, hear me out, Santa. I won’t scar her or draw blood or anything. Just one good smack, right across her smug little cheek. I get all cozy inside just thinking about it. Don’t grant this wish just for me, do it for thousands of women across the country. Through sheer vicarious satisfaction, you’ll be giving a gift to us all. Those of us leading average, garden variety lives aren’t concerned with gracious living.
We feel pretty good about ourselves if our paper plates match when we stack them on the counter, buffet-style for dinner. We’re tired of Martha showing us how to make centerpieces from hollyhock dipped in 18-carat gold. We’re plumb out of liquid gold. Unless it’s of the furniture polish variety. We can’t whip up Martha’s creamy holiday sauce, spiced with turmeric. Most of us can’t even say turmeric, let alone figure out what to do with it.
OK, Santa, maybe you think I’m being a little harsh. But I’ll bet with all the holiday rush you didn’t catch that interview with Martha in last week’s USA Weekend. I’m surprised there was enough room on the page for her ego.
We discovered that not only does Martha avoid take-out pizza (she’s only ordered it once), she refuses to eat it cold (No cold pizza? Is Martha Stewart living?) When it was pointed out that she could microwave it, she replied, “I don’t have a microwave.”
The reporter, Jeffrey Zaslow, noted that she said this “in a tone that suggests you shouldn’t either.”
Well, lah-dee-dah. Imagine that, Santa!
That lovely microwave you brought me years ago, in which I’ve learned to make complicated dishes like popcorn and hot chocolate, has been declared undesirable by Queen Martha. What next? The coffee maker?
In the article, we learned that Martha has 40 sets of dishes adorning an entire wall in her home. Forty sets. Can you spell “overkill”? And neatly put away, no less. If my dishes make it to the dishwasher that qualifies as “put away” in my house!
Martha tells us she’s already making homemade holiday gifts for friends. “Last year, I made amazing silk-lined scarves for everyone,” she boasts. Not just scarves mind you. Amazing scarves. Martha’s obviously not shy about giving herself a little pat on the back. In fact, she does so with such frequency that one has to wonder if her back is black and blue.
She goes on to tell us that “homemaking is glamour for the 90s,” and says her most glamorous friends are “interested in stain removal, how to iron a monogram, and how to fold a towel.” I have one piece of advice, Martha: “Get new friends.”
Glamorous friends fly to Paris on a whim. They drift past the Greek Islands on yachts, sipping champagne from crystal goblets. They step out for the evening in shimmering satin gowns, whisked away by tuxedoed chauffeurs. They do not spend their days pondering the finer art of toilet bowl sanitation. Zaslow notes that Martha was named one of America’s 25 most influential people by Time magazine (nosing out Mother Theresa, Madeline Allbright and Maya Angelou, no doubt).
The proof of Martha’s influence: after she bought white-fleshed peaches in the supermarket, Martha says, “People saw me buy them. In an instant, they were all gone.” I hope Martha never decides to jump off a bridge.
A guest in Martha’s home told Zaslow how Martha gets up early to rollerblade with her dogs to pick fresh wild blackberries for breakfast.
This confirms what I’ve suspected about Martha all along: She’s obviously got too much time on her hands. Teaching the dogs to rollerblade. What a show off.
If you think the dogs are spoiled, listen to how Martha treats her friends: She gave one friend all 272 books from the Knopf Everyman Library. It didn’t cost much. Pocket change, really. Just $5,000. But what price friendship, right?
When asked if others should envy her, Martha replies, “Don’t envy me. I’m doing this because I’m a natural teacher. You shouldn’t envy teachers. You should listen to them.” Zaslow must have slit a seam in Martha’s ego at this point, because once the hot air came hissing out, it couldn’t be held back. “Being an overachiever is nothing despicable. It is only admirable. Never lower your standards,” says Martha.
And of her Web Page on the Internet, Martha declares herself an “important presence” as she graciously helps people organize their sad, tacky little lives. There you have it, Santa. If there was ever someone who deserved a good smack, it’s Martha Stewart. But I bet I won’t get my gift this year.
You probably want to smack her yourself.
Mania, Mania Where for art thou, Mania
man guess no one liked my cheering up song
GM @ Mania where are you? Is site still down? Just checked and now getting “page” error. Anyone else experiencing same problem?
Yes, all I get is :
The page cannot be displayed
There is a problem with the page you are trying to reach and it cannot be displayed
omg you guys are very imaginative, and OMGGGGGG I loved the Martha Stewart one, that would be my xmas wish too, I really dislike that woman lmaoooooooooooo
I did BingoBellRock I even clapped and said Nicely done!!!!
Thanks Sweetie Pie. Boy do I miss playing! Too late to go to land bingo. Yes, I am a bingo addict! LOL
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR PATIENCE. NO WORD YET ON THE SITE BUT THE TECHS ARE WORKING HARD TO GET US BACK UP AS SOON AS THEY CAN.
why ty immags
yqw MW, I do understand your plight, lol
We know Moe,
Maureen You rock, want some chocolate
LOLOL MAGS I AM STILL FULL FROM THE LAST ONES BUT TY ANYWAY
noooooooo problem
Hey, this blog should make mania know that they have alot of faithful players. We know they are only trying to keep us happy by what they are doing. Its just we miss playing so much, lol
Wuv ya hun
Moe Moe, from Toe, lol
I THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR THE GM’S WHEN I SAY WE SO APPRECIATE YOUR PATIENCE AND WE ALL LOVE YOU GUYSS, HANG IN THERE
Happy dance, I just put on a pot of coffee I am going to wait this thing out!!
Yeah, we don’t need to call our MA sponsers. rofl
We are holding our MA meeting in here, ROFL
AMEN>>>>
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yes yes we are
Lmao
Ok well Survivor is on so I think I will go and watch that, hopefully when it’s over in 3 hours it will be up and running, b ut you know me I’ll be here checkin in during commercials.
omggg mo ar and survior which will we chose loll
Hey I have an idea that will keep you busy for at least a few minutes:
BINGOMANIA IS IN THE TOP 12 SITES AND WE WANNA BE NUMBER ONE!!! GO TO http://www.cmoftheyear.com/cmoty07/bingomania.asp TO SEE PICS OF ALL OF US GM’S AND VOTE TODAY!!!!!
Then after you come back you can laugh and make comments about the GM pics hahahahaha
Well,
I thought I would find you here Shirazzzzzzzz…. What did you do this time to break it? It was working fineeeeeeee last night when I went to bed… and sorry I canttttt daub!!!!
lol
ok lucky where did Shiraz get that your old!!!! I have to say all nice pics, but nothing how I pictured each of you would look….
how many times can we vote? I already voted yesterday for you guys.
its up
my bad… after logging in.. I get an error..
You can vote once a month, and wow bank you are on the same page as me, I know Shiraz broke it lmaooooooooooo.
Come on techs faster faster faster faster. They must be close.
guys keep checking we are almost there, i can open up back end of site, but not able to sign in yet, i think we are only a few minutes away
Nop, I get this:
Error logging into server: Server Response: 500 -Internal Server Error
all I get now is login error
Site is up but I keep getting knocked off when I try to sign on….anyone else having this trouble?
i can see that no games are playing yet so just keep trying to sign in, it should open very soon
i hope funding options work when mania is back up
Well at least we help Mania know login is not working, lol
not working for me
.. say’s error
MAYBE WE HAD A FALSE START HERE, NO NEWS YET AND WE ARE STILL NOT READY YET SS GUYS
I am home
and it looks like maybe in time.. maybe soon 
before bed?
~whispers sweet nothings in Rusty’s ear to encourage him to boot up~
4 + 6 = B 10
Me either, ss
Ok, its been all day. I am tramatized, lol
hope page is up
umm meant home page lol
No No Mania don’t feel bad. With the right mental help I will get past this, ROFL
This is ridiculous. It makes me sad. They surely could have done maintenance in the middle of the night we were dreaming of sugar plums dancing right?
GM’s, I need to know something. You know that person that stands there and pushes the button for the elevator repeatedly…knowing that it does NOT make the elevator come any quicker, well I’m that person. So can you let me know if I am causing damage by trying every few seconds.
where oh where is the bingo games, oh where oh where have they gone
Yeah but there are losers like me who play all night
This is driving me to drink
Slap Slap, get a grip on ourselfs, lolllllll
I wanna slap Martha Stewart. And great songs AND jokes guys.
ok, alrighty then. Feel better? lol
I’ve now resorted to playing solitare in vegas mode, I owe the vegas mode 1600.00 so far. LOL
Must be getting close I have page now but can’t log in
Get a grip on yourself, Mags. You can do it, lol
hi all…i see its up but cant login..
must be the data base prob?
says
it says:
Error logging into server: Server Response: 500 -Internal Server Error
Bingobell Bingobell Bingobell rock,
Bingobells swing and Bingobell ring,
Daubin’ and laughin’, a brusel of fun,
Now the BingoBell has begun.
Bingobell Bingobell Bingobell rock,
Bingobells chime in Bingobell time,
Dancin’ and Prancin’ in Bingobell square,
In the frosty air.
What a bright time, it’s the right time
To rock the night away.
Bingobell time is a swell time
To go daubin’ in the Red Card sleigh.
Giddy-up Bingo horse; pick up your feet;
Bingo around the clock.
Mix and mingle in a-bingoin’ beat;
That’s the Bingobell rock!
Wow… Framed forever our bingo desperation in electronic blog
ok….back to …..refresh……refresh…..refresh!
5 hours Later and cutting in on fixed pot time
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Omg sista u still up??? lol
LOL….still watching Tila Tequila too!
Still can’t log in. Is this the new server they are trying to get going?? Hope it is not down as much as the old one.
the 3 riches free slots r working now.. getting closer
What’s Tila Tequila?
ummm the log in page is there but get a white screen when i sign in wahhhhhhhhhhhhh
something I wish I had, well not the Tila part
Its a reality show about a bisexual girl and she has to find love with a man or woman just like the batchelor
u can now log on and get to cashier page
Able to log in. But it takes me straight to the “Cashier” page and can’t go into bingo hall. Just like Skippy….straight to the wallet!!!!
Nope i still get error page.
I am getting error page again too
oh no did everyone give up on Skippy??
i’m still not able to log in.
Maureen, do you know when the winners “marquee” will be updated? It starts off with “Frenzy then MeMa, Buttbroke..etc players who won 2 years ago
so where are we at now? i got logged in once took me to cashier page. tried to go to bingo hall and now can’t get logged back in??? Are we close or still no go?
hey sista yess..lol trying to get to play couple of games before i got to go to bed and work in am. lol
hey bankk luckys pic is 26 years old , it was originally in black and white…she got the photo shop to color it
NO SS DON’T KNOW WHEN THE WINNERS BANNER WILL BE UPDATED, I TOO NOTICED THAT LOLOL
Free slots are working now?? Suppose we are close??
Or have they always been working??
KMW..LOL..I HAVE HAD TO FESS UP ON SERVERAL OCCASIONS..WAS NOT A PRETTY SCENE AT HOME..LOL..OH WELL..HAVE ALWAYS TOLD MY KIDS..AM SPENDING YOUR INHERITANCE! I MIGHT AS WELL SAY WHAT I MEAN AND MEAN WHAT I SAY RIGHT? HEHE…
ONE DAY OUR TIME WILL COME KMW..I HAVE YET TO EVER HIT ANYTHING OVER A 300.00 CA IN SHR HERE..MAYBE DREAMIN’…BUT THATS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF!..GOOD LUCK DURING THIS XMAS SEASON!
NANCI~
i’m still getting error …
“Error logging into server: Server Response: 500 -Internal Server Error”
have there been any updates ?
im in im in come on roomies!
MY PIC IS NOT 26 YEARS OLD, DON’T BELIEVE ANYTHING SHIRAZ TELLS YA, HER PIC HOWEVER IS 20 YEARS OLD HAHAHAHA
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO WE ARE UP AND RUNNING!!
Excellent timing now that survivor is over
Let’s go play bingo! Mania is back up!!!
DOWN AGAIN,DANG DANG DANG
So what’s the deal? Are some people able to play and not others? It’s now 5:50 am EST same as yesterday and still still? They still can’t fix it? Not a good sign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
This is for sure the BEST BINGO online… they just need some brand new equipment? Techies? Larry? Curley? Mo? I don’t believe it!
it may be the best but its not perfect and its not a fair site..
just want to send best wishes and my prayers for Bill and his family. get well soon
Hoping all is going very well Bill, and you will be up and running again very soon. We all miss ya.. already, haha. Thoughts and prayer are with you and your family. Get well soon!!!
I just wanted to write and say I hope Bill will be ok and we love him. I will pray for him.
Wishing you a speedy recovery Bill, you are much loved by all of us.
thoughts and prayers to you and yours bill get better soonnn
thoughts and prayers for u bill and your family. p;ease take it easy and hope for a speedy recovery so u can come back to us soon
many many † (prayers) for GM Bill an family…. we will all miss you Bill
I would like to send out my thoughts for Bill and his family and I am hoping for a speedy recovery,, Get well soon,, when your feeling up to it I am hoping that you come back and see us. JUST TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF. The people at your work can take care of things, your much too important to all of us players and your co-workers to come back to work too soon, so you take care and remember,, Little Rusty can handle things,, HAHA,,
is anyone else having problems with site running real slow. i think it’s going down again….um either that or i’ve had one to many nogs hee hee
omg what is going on!
Bill,
I signed in and it was very slow and chat was disabled. Sent help ticket they verified that it was a site problem. Now the entire site is down for me.
well chitters…took me all day to get the funding to work and now poop
major bummer
tysm for the reply bah
yep it’s down
o hails bells what is wrong with mania now?!?!?!
Abi? Lucky? Irish? Is anyone out there!
nope, nobody here but us chickens!
u know this stinks it took alllllllllllll day for CC to come back up and now this! all i did was deposit played a few games then went to go eat dinner figured when i came back i could play but noooooooooooooo skippy has to be a butt munch and torture rusty! *sigh*
i guess i am not the only one with mania problems. Mine is doing nothing now, and can’t log in eather
omg even the blog is running slllllllllowww!! anyone else falling asleep here?
hmmmm me thinks it may be time to hire some computer whizzes. in all the years i’ve played here i’ve never seen the site have so many problems as it has in the past few months. but shhhhhh…don’t tell Bill; he doesnt’ need anymore headaches. i sure hope he gets better.
ok, who’s got the eggnog? crap what’s 8+5 can we make these math probs a lil easier pleez lol
man this bites was playing got booted and got back in then it froze booted me again now i cant get back this is getting more often then not
lol on the “butt munch”
I wanna play bingo….come on skippy
we could be here for days
geeeeesh………another night staring at a blank screen!!!
HI ALL YES GAME IS DOWN.. TECHS ARE AWARE OF HOPEFULLY WILL BE BACK UP SOON.. WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
Well,
With all the problems lately, they need to just stay down a few days, update Rusty, give us the new Upgrade with new slots etc..
Hopefully soon we will be back too normal
i havent had time to play much in the last few days getting ready for christmas party last night now it is all done and i can relax and play and poof all gone again whaaaaaaa withdrawls are gonna be bad phew and hard math too
well skippy is a BUTT MUNCH among other things i sure would like to call him…..rofl anyone know if theres anything we can send bill like ummmm i dunno all the players sign a email card or something? i sure hope he gets well soon
did anyone take part in the new server test today? How did it go?
Stay down on purpose for a few day’s……Oh please god say she is not serious….someone remind me, what is the best thing to do during bingo withdrawls?
Breath Mommy just Breath……..
anyone got a brown paper bag…..i think im going to hyperventilate…………
I was serious lol. Beats this every other day going down stuff. And besides would be nice to have the new upgrade on the games. I have seen it and it is soooooo cool, Especially the new slot games
i’m cleanin the litttter box i’mmmm cleanin the litttter box
OMG not the litter box ewww I hate doing that ss Bill
lol.. was talking to my daughter (an ER nurse) and asked what I should do for bingo withdrawal. She suggested taking a sleeping pill and hoping site would be up by the time I wake up.
Bingo balls ring
Are you listening?
On my cards I wish
Numbers were glistening
Would a been a beautiful sight
I’m not happy tonight
I wanted to
Win that big jackpot
What hasn’t gone away is the worry
Here to stay is my fury
When Skippy comes along
And sings me a Bingo song
Winning that big Jackpot
i’m so bored i just planted a freakin chia pet lol
lol bah…can ya spare a few of them pills
p.s. nice songs skp
LMAO at bill
i was gonna fund tonight glad i didn’t
i hear ya bingobell…i wish i hadn’t….i could have bought a few more chia’s
As if this wasn’t bad enough, I accidently kicked the coffee table and broke my toe. Skippy’s fault…..if the site was up I wouldn’t have been walking around.
ugh
OMG did you really break your toe?
omg Jpin ouchie. um i have an idea…you could sue skippy on Judge Judy lol
freakin chia pet? is that like a freaky chia pet? hmmmm that could be interesting lmaooooooooooo oooooo plant me one plant me one maybe he can replace hubby…..just think i wouldnt have to tell the chia pet how much i put into bingo and even if i did and lets just say he could talk and he did complain i would just rip him out of his planter by the roots and toss outside for the birds to make a nest bwhahahaha o geez im so bored what to do….. what to do
Yes =( it’s kinda floppy and I can bend it in directions it normally doesn’t. I feel like I’m gonna puke.
omg lmaooo skp um remind me not to pizz u off lololol imagine a talking chia husband. i bet he’d never mow the lawn.
btw BILL COLLECTOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! in the testing room earlier you said something soooooooo funny you made me spit out my soda just wanted to say thanks and now everytime i see that speck of soda ill think of you…..rofl i know what it was gl winners and whinners roflllllll
crap actually it was gl winners and weeners….rofl
this is pityful 5 days before christmas and i am sitting here at the puter waiting for bingo to come back lol life is grand
Ouch Ouch ouch I didn’t even do it and I can feel my toes aching in pain
ohhh geez i was on the floor laffin at the whining weeners….gimme me 5 free bucks for sittin here 2 hours….is this rigged….how is it random if the same 318 people keep winning wahh wahhh marsha marsha marsha. they lucky i didn’t smack em with my fugly stick lol
i bet he’d never mow the lawn.
ughhhh didn’t put my whole message. grrrr Skippy stole the other half of my very important message thats it JPinMyStocking is suing Skippy for pain and suffering and im suing him for theft!
holy moly the site is up
In all honesty, I have had enough. A reset of the
server caused this? I love mania. I have been here
since its beginning. Please Mania, leave an old
dog lye. Old dogs can bite.
Don’t try to fix it, if its not broke!
im in looney bin 8 minutes to start
chat disabled dont know if game will start but will let you know
well 4 lucky people were able to get into the fixed pots in Money…. my room didn’t open for 2 min… so site fixed but still chat disabled and running very very slow
ok well games are up but still no chat
ugh there is still lag on the site maybe it will be ok
I would suggest opening a new room and starting to try to purchase tickets for the next game as soon as the present game starts …. running that slow.
good ideeeeeer bah ty
reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man:
- Men can’t pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened, having to be seen with all those elves.
- Men don’t answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described, even in jest, as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.”
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
I can buy the fact that other mythical holiday characters are men. Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous. Definite guy. Cupid flies around carrying weapons. Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers. Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance.
omg site is moving slower then molasses on a cold winter day hey thats today! lol
u guys r lucky i get no further games are scheduled =*( wahhhhhhhhh
I got a card, lets hope it plays. Not only plays but wins lol
geesh can’t get the rooms to open half the time
i got in played 1 game then nothing then even if cards do come up it takes forever to purchase so i think ill tool around here till its fixed. plus were probably only making it worse trying to get into the “broken rooms” to play =*(
ugh trying to get into these games is such a headache!
where did ev1 go??? whats going on
im here lol, just getting some cleaning done in between the 5 minute breaks between games lol
UGH
no chat and have lost a fortune since i got back in, not won a dern thing, hope it’s fixed soon!!!!!!!!!!!
and just think of all the bb’s were losing with chat disabled, lmao mania owes u again lmao kiddin
I figure the majority is going to lose alot for a long time. They need to make up for their loses on down time.
hmmmm just figured something out…before you type, check the ’spam protection’…the numbers you gotta add together. If they are higher than you can add…just refresh the blog and you will get different numbers to add up. If you can add it…then type away lmao Ohhhhhh chit..this one is 8+9…ok gonna copy this, refresh and paste it into an easier one rofl
Yahooooooooo it worked…I can add these number!!
i gave up till tomorrow morning…..it lags way to much and im getting frustrated!! =/ also i sent in a help ticket and they have no idea when mania is going to be running normal again *sigh* im thinking they need to switch over to the other server BEFORE the new year because this rusty character has about put the last nail in his coffin.this going down every other day every 2 if were lucky is for the birds! out with skippy bring in skipolena! rofl
boo boo no wonder we play in the nuthouse….rofl
im wondering if bill collector watered the freakin chia pet yet! rofl okies i dont like this math problem looks like imma hafta use my toes at the moment i ran out of fingers! lmao 14 oops wrong spot….lmao
hun hun yep fer sureeeee rofl I am heading out for the night WAIT..not out…out…just out of bingo rofl All I can say is I am getting all set for a long bingo weekend…hmmmm wonder if my plans will be foiled..foiled? spoiled? lol I am tiredddddddd and hungry, of course lmao
OMG…soiled rofl ewwwwwwww I want bingo..and I want it working right…forever!!
Yeah…2+3 yahooooo
oh I am getting in the games…most of them. Getting blank balls though…is that like shooting blanks? omg lolol helpppppppp
hun hun?? anyone??
all i know not gonna b back real soon, lost way over $100 and won not a thing gl e1 enjoy
dont mind losing that’s what gambling is all about, but not to win even 1 game in over 3 hours, just not right
Is any1 else having trouble getting into chat??? Was fine all day but now chat is disabled in all myh rooms.
SUGAR .. IS PROB WITH SERVER CHAT IS NOT WORKING
HOPEFULLY PROBLEM WILL BE RESOLVED SOON
when is chat going to be fixed? and now i am getting error and get onto site?
HEY BINGOMEPIG, GAME SERVER IS HAVING PROBS ALSO.. CAN TRY REFRESHING TO SEE IF GAMES WILL COME UP.. NO NEWS ON WHEN GAME OR CHAT WILL FIXED:(
All is a mess again! sigh! When oh when will they get this darn thing fixed! Now even if you do get in…. you can’t fund!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well another replay of the past two months….sigh
I think Santa should bring Mania a new and much bigger server…..never mind the little rusty ones.lol
Now what techs can’t get the server up? Maybe Mania should be looking under the tree for some more techies too!!!!!!!
This is getting beyond ridiculous…….just plain silly I tell ya.
No wonder poor Bill had a heart attack……this is stressfull….on all of us….
Bill hurry and get well…..we really need you here to straighten out this mess.
Merry Christmas All…….And to all a Good night!!!
Well i funded 50.00 and played what games i could and lost it all, not one win just does not seem right especially since server was acting up
Wonder how long we are going to have to wait today for mania to be up. Techs told me last night that server had to be rebooted and it would only be a few minutes for server to be running back to normal…hmmm…that was over 12 hours ago. This is not fun!
well in order for me to play if site comes back up i would have to fund again and i am not doing that until i am sure site is working correctly might wait until after new years to play again maybe everything will be working then
ok this is beyond ridiculous! grrrr 7:33 a.m. and still no mania though i cant say im surprised *sigh* i hope it is running by the time fixed pots start! well im off to get my son ready for school i will check back in a few.
Well let’s not get to excited ….. I dont’ think techs are doing too much to get Mania up if they said it would take minutes….it’s been hours and hours and hours …..is there a techie union? maybe that is the problem….they have to have all those breaks……lol
Guess i’ll do something constructive like make my fudge, wrap gifts, and do laudry
Mania we do love you in case you can’t tell in all our whinning…..lol
OH MY!!! I didn’t know about Mr. Bill, hope you are better soon. Rest and try to relax as much as you can. The holidays are stressful enough without site issues and all of us acting like spoiled brats LOL.
Everyone take a deep breath and remember what we all did BEFORE we had mania….yep I know , a very distasteful thought.
When’s the last time anyone cleaned the top of the fridge? EWWWWWW ROFL.
Happy Holidays to everyone, I’m off to deal with cranky hungry travelers for 5 hrs. Not anymore pleasant than waiting for bingo, except I get paid LOL.
Hmmmmm thought I might get to play a bit of bingo before all the errands & wrapping. Guess not! So when might it be up & running today?
Well…. Kissmas… you are too funny! And like an idiot, I looked up on top of fridge! Yuckies! Not a pretty sight ( and sort of glued on dust LOL )
Don’t think because I’m laughing that I’m happy here! Even if the dang games go up…. I PROBABLY WON’T BE ABLE TO FUND!!!! ACTUALLY NEED TO FIND A WAY FOR US IN THE U.S.A TO:
A.) FUND EASILY USING OUR VISA CARDS AND
B.) GET A QUICK PAYOUT WHEN WE WIN!!!
I’m soooooooooooo sad here in beautiful but cold Columbus, Ohio!!
Oh and of course, I already sent Bill my best wishes for a quick recovery; however Bill….
IF YOU ARE READING THIS, STOP RIGHT NOW AND GET BACK INTO BED OR PUT DOWN YOUR LAPTOP!!! RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN ( OR I’LL GET CATIE AFTER YOU AND/ OR YIKES….. A LARGE, GIANT, PINK PIGGY CALLED SKIPPY WILL PAY YOU A VISIT !!!!! ) Sooooo,
you’d better ” be good for goodness sake” !!!
God Bless and take good care
Merry Christmas and/ or Happy Holidays to you and yours,
Mary Grace Canepa
aka AntJude ( Fideles )
Mary you can already deposit easily using your visa card. I have the hole in mine to prove it! ROFL. As for cashouts U.S. only has Ewallet which I just got and it only took two days to verify my bank account. Not to shabby. Now when I win BIGGGGGGGG u hear that skip? WHEN I WIN BIGGGGGGGG I can cash out wahoooooooooo…..lmao
p.s. Im thinking mania needs to hire new techies! We have been down since 8p.m. last night im going to need my bingo fix soon and if I dont get it HUBBY GETS IT! and not in a way he likes….rofl
WELL……..another day of fretting….getting tired of trying to log on and getting that nasty server message…..least they could make it a little less cold and final……lol
Maybe Mania is taking a vacation…….lol
Knock Knock……anyone home at mania???? at least give us some idea of when…..if ever this is going to be fixed….then we could carry on with other things…..like the top of our fridge..or wrapping gifts….or just web surfing to take up the time.
Oh no won’t even let me play free slots I think I’m gonna cry!
My prayers go out to Mr. Bill and his family. Get well soon!
bingo where are youuuuuuuuuuu??? Is anyone going to update us on to what is going on???? Been hanging here for hours now without a word. *sigh* guess ill go work on my badges.
thank you for the update mania….at least i know not to set here trying all day….so on to other things…….hope you are fixed sometime soon
what update
Geeze…can’t someone at least let us know what is going on with mania???? Do we have to wait till the 1st of the year and the new server to take over to be able to play again? Just a quick update would be nice….:)
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG still down???? this is getting real old…specially since I was able to get in to fund after waiting forever for visa to come back and now still can’t play. i’m getting reaaaaaally frustrated
((( there, i vented…now i’m gonna go kick the crap outta my chia pet lol
49Mary Grace (AntJude) ) (Fideles) Said @ 2:20 pm on December 21st, 2007
In re: the “new and improved” Mojo….
Don’t like the looks of it…. and if it works like this ole’ Rusty here’s an idea!
Someone at Bingomania get their I Phone. PREPARE TO FILM LIVE.
Ok. First give us some dang cards. Now, get a caller and put all 75 balls in the hopper and get it rolling! Put them in front of a lit bingo board. Next, pull the balls, and call them. We will all daub.
SO… okay… let’s go. DAUBERS UP!!!!
Someone asked if anyone called. Yes. And this is what I got.
Their phones are down for maintenance!
When you call and get the Welcome to Helix, etc… then they say ‘ for customer service dial 1 ‘ …. well it takes you to some other place… like a taxidermist or insurance company or something LOLOL. So wait and dial 3 I believe that’s either marketing or technical….
Croikee….. not up yet Wow… Larry, Curly, Moe probably not the top of the line techies.
We had our Living Room and Dining Room carpeted, our chimney swept clean and our Furnace replaced since they started to “fix” the Mania server!!!!
I have a nephew who is 12. He is willing to come to Antigua and fix their server!!!
Yes, I am venting. Yes I am aggravated. This is still a free country and I declare my right to be really really upset and angry and frustrated and extremely curious as to exactly why they can’t get this together more quickly!!!!!
There are several other Parlay game sites that are exactly like this one. All are up and running just fine! Techies ! Give them a call and find out what switch to pull!!!!
I DO NOT ADVOCATE NOR DO I INTEND TO PLAY AT ANY OTHER SITE. NONE COMPARE WITH BINGOMANIA.. BUT IT IS FAIR FOR A PLAYER WHO CANNOT FUND, CANNOT PLAY AND CANNOT GET THEIR WINNINGS BACK WHEN THE DARN THING IS UP TO CONSIDER ALTERNATIVE SITES. And that is exactly what I’ve been doing during this long, long, downtime ( and it would certainly help to have someone from Bingomania besides the poor GM’s who are wonderful and are trying to keep us amused ) but who are helpless as we are to do anything about anything.
The End.
Oh yes and one more thing! This Blog site… well there’s no way of telling when this will implode!!!
There are still postings from the verrrrry first one, which came from me in October!!!
No matter if you click on December in the archives, it all comes up anyway!!!
So won’t be surprised if this isn’t available soon either
Thank you piggy for your incite into what is necessary for the site to work properly. I mean that sincerely.
I also want to apologize for my previous public venting. I mean now disrespect at all to Bingomania per se.
It would simply be very soothing if we could hear something “official” from someone at Bingomania. That’s what this blog is for, right? Or maybe I have it all wrong… perhaps this is not the forum in which we “let it all out!”
Again, my apologies to all the players and GM’s who are just as upset as me. I will do the right thing and hold my tongue, be patient, and go do something constructive ….
Helloooooooooooooooooooooo anybody there?
It’s 12:08 in Columbus, Ohio.. and my guests will be arriving at 3:00 PM!!!! Please let me get one game in before my 5 day bingo fast!!!
Thank you Bingomania for my Birthday present early ( 12/30 ) hope to see everybody before next year
OKAY… I STILL DON’T KNOW WHY WE COULDN’T HAVE HAD LIVE STREAMING BINGO!!!
IF WE CAN WATCH LIVE VIDEO HERE ON THE BLOG, WHY CAN’T SOMEONE JUST SET UP THEIR CAMERA, WE ALL GET CARDS , GET 75 BALLS ( FROM YOU LOCAL CHURCH ), THE CALL BOARD… AND VESPA THE BINGO CALLER TO PULL THE BALLS!???
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE CAN ALL JUST GO THERE AND PLAY
NO? NOT GOOD IDEA? HUH? HUH? HUH?
Sorry lost my mind.
Hi out there. Its 12:30 pm & still not up.
Any ideas when it will be?
Have done everything else had to do today.
Cant get in at all not even to fund.
Miss all the regular roomies
candy… Maureen just posted a ” techies still working on it..” message. Not good sign!
Good evening and Happy Holidays to all, are we having fun yet or what. Let’s see “Days of Rusty” still trying to hang on to what little or even any life he may have left and the sagga continues………..
Let’s not forget it’s Deer season and Rusty might be out on the run even from my hubby lmao
It’s December 23rd now…. and it’s 5:39 pm EST… Are you all playing or are the games still down?
Don’t even know where to go for info. Can someone please give me an update?
ARE WE DOWN AGAIN???????????????????? I WAS PLAYING
I FUNDED 
NO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT’S 7:09 PM